Ish My Dad Says: White Castle


A convo I had with my dad:

Dad: “I’m gonna have to come up to White Castle when I visit you in New York. I miss it.”

Me: “I can’t eat White Castle dad.”

Dad: “Why???”

Me: Because it puts me on the toilet.”

Dad: “It puts everyone on the toilet…why do you think they call their burgers sliders?”

Me: “…Whatttt?”

Dad: That’s where they got the name sliders from.”

Me: *dead* “No it isn’t dad!!! Wait, what…are you serious? ILLL..” *lmao*

Dad: “It’s true my darling.”

 

Needless to say, my gullible behind looked up “sliders” afterwards, and Wikipedia said my dad was wrong……so disappointing. I won’t tell him though.

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5 comments

  1. Dad’s are never wrong. Sometimes mistaken but, never wrong. It’s a mid-western legend that sliders send you to the toilet.
    As Always L.U.M your Dad.

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  2. So you won’t eat White Castle because it puts you on the toilet, yet you will eat McDonalds!?! #somethingaintright #c’monson #smh #dobetter :p

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