So my dad has decided to get on Facebook, so he could reconnect with family members that still live in Chicago, but I haven’t friended him yet. Here’s why:
My Dad: Did you find me on Facebook?
Me: Dad, I’m looking but I’m not gonna be able to find you.
D: I have a profile picture up. It’s black and white.
M: I know, but do you know how many Bill Johnson’s there are on Facebook? I’d be scrolling through like 500,000 of them or more just to find you.
D: Okay, I was just trying to see if you could find me.
M (scrolling): Oh this dude I found looks just like you……but he’s white.
Sidenote: My dad is pretty fair skinned.
D: Oh, *chuckling* it probably is me.
M: No it isn’t *laughing*. It would be better if you just looked for me since I’m the only Avia you know.
D: The point is not for me to find you, but for you to find me and see my picture…
M: Daaad…it would be easier to find you if we had mutual friends… Are you and Jay (my brother) mutual friends??
D: Yeah…..I think so…. Well, I sent him a friend request…
M: Did he accept it?
D: I doubt it *laughing*